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This is the best programming joke I have seen in at least a week.
Quite so
I beg you pardon?
Joke?
This reminds me of the Rockstar programming language. It started as a joke about headhunters looking for “Rockstar programmers”. The creator ended up making a complete programming language where the program’s code could be sung as a 80s power ballad.
Gentleman should be the name of the system. We need exquisite types:
- int: numeral
- boolean: veritas
- char: littera
- string: verbum
- double: fractio
- struct: aedificium
numeral x = 3; // pronounced "noo-mer-al eggs is thadeeEEEE"That post was going so well… And then you go and use the equality symbol for assignment like a savage.
numeral x 3 est.
In VIM mode, veritas
Made me laugh, but I can’t help but think that’s exactly what so many abstractions in OOP languages are doing. NullObject, anyone?
I prefer “good show” for True and “bad show” for False
