Feed your knives regularly and they’ll stop whispering, just saying
If anybody can relate to this post, please stay away from all sharp objects and seek therapy.
Or just do what I do and shout, “Knife in my hands knife in my hands knife in my hands” so people step away from you until you’re finished knifing.
This makes it much harder to knife them tho
I’m gonna start swinging and if you get in the way it’s your own fault!
I have a mumble rap version and they are annoying af
(RIP also)
About 150. That’s the amount people you need to forge a knife out of the blood of your enemies. This knife won’t whisper to you, because it is whisper.
For a fun science experiment, you can ask friends and family whether the knives whisper to them as well. If you are rigurous in your methods you may learn whether the source is the knife, or your brain, or according to that one relative, Illuminati broadcasts from the COVID microchip.
I feel like this is a joke I’m not British enough to understand.
If you get a fancy expensive knife with super pointy tip, this temptation only increases.
When are they finally going to make a knife that doesn’t cackle with the laughter of those who’ve wronged me when I use it?
I think that’s on you, not on the knife.
I heard there are also chainsaws.
This is in reference to a specific post, isn’t it? Was it on Tumblr? I can’t remember.
There are things you can do to stop the whispers, schizzy
“I swear I am not schizophrenic! The knife really whispers into my ears at night!!! It’s all because we live in a simulation set by the government to regulate our bodies and take away our freedom🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲! Do you understand, peasant!?”
Have you tried wrapping your knives in tin foil? Should help keep the 5G away from them.
The anecdotal odds are that you are living in a simulation though. I mean the simple math says that your odds are 1 over one whole value in infinity that you’re not. It’s just likely that whole value = 1.
