Users: we want this quality of life improvement; it would drive tons of interaction!

UX Designers: how about shorts?

But but the user research! The customer interviews!! The DATA!!! The product is just a means to an end to make money, that’s why shit changes all the time. Can you imagine if your country’s transport department changed up the design of road signage every few months?

There are valid times to change things up. I’m talking about shit like when Duo, a two factor app with two buttons (Approve, Deny) inexplicably one day swapped the order of these buttons. What the FUCK. Come ON