devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoMySQL momentlemmy.worldimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1419arrow-down117
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minus-squareRagingToad@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 year agoAllergic to Indices? If your database is slow just add more Indices until you have one on every column of every table! :-)
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoHi I need to add some data to the database. No you fucking don’t
Allergic to Indices? If your database is slow just add more Indices until you have one on every column of every table! :-)
Hi I need to add some data to the database.
No you fucking don’t
Sounds too good to be true.