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Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Every time I try to touch grass

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touch women

touch: cannot touch ‘women’: Not enough permissions

sudo !!
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  to my fbi agent, for legal reasons, this is a joke, i would never touch women in real life
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    You’re on lemmy, we already know.
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  User doesn’t have sudo permissions. This incident will be reported.

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