And by “today” we mean the last 16 years

Is a cat waving its tail under his nose?

It looks like the dude is sniffing a line of coke off of his arm…that, or sniffing it. Looks exhausted either way.

I also feel like I’m sniffing a hot dog.

Couldn’t decide between Mutton Chops and Mustache?

I want to

Stoned?