Batman bin Suparman

Median home price in the US last year was about 450k, so I’d say your scale is a bit skewed.

The answer to that question is always yes.

Probably shouldn’t keep them at all, pockets or no pockets.

Pickles!

Acorn trees? You mean oak trees?

Exactly, each keystroke is an atomic task! Doesn’t that make you feel more productive?

I’d argue that if it’s possible to only partially complete it, it wasn’t an atomic task to begin with.

As dumb as it is, it’s STILL the smartest thing I’ve ever heard him say.

Careful. While funny, you’re running dangerously close to being sucked in.

If an intern (or damn near any employee) can be in a position to single handedly take down that scale of system it’s not the intern that should be fired - it’s the architect that baked that kind of weakness in the first place.

Seems like the logical choice, his neck tie game is on point. I suppose a double Windsor is easier to tie with six appendages and compound eyes.

I just realized who this picture reminds me of. It’s the old paint huffer guy meme - Patrick Tribbet.

Anyone else see the resemblance? https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/paint-huffer-guy-patrick-tribett

So I don’t wholly disagree with your point, but even if I take that context at face value it still comes off as “ hey if your orgs are designed in perfect harmony w/ your objectives, your product will meet those objectives”.

Sure that’s logical as far as it goes, but it’s pretty much never the case in practice that you have a context that’s actually optimized to needs like that.

I’m on the spicy instance? I couldn’t tell.

Is a cat waving its tail under his nose?

Like eating out a mermaid’s cloaca.

Maybe our guy is just a corpophage and that option is all upside.