Robert Liston performed a single surgery with a 300% mortality rate (probably).

How much drugs is equal to 1Gb?

We’re all hanging on a makeshift thread

We’ll be like 3 hrs into a road trip and my wife’ll be like “Do you think we turned the stove off?”

I clean my ears religiously, have been told by the doctor that my ears are impressively clean, and I get water in my ears.

You have discovered the subtle art of procrasticleaning

Maybe cancer/chemo or alopecia?