No Phyton, Jiverscrap is best.

• Keeps demons away

Whomever draws the dildo from the statue shall be crowned king or queen of degeneracy.

Huawei

Well there’s yer problem

1. Get a job working for Google making anti-adblockers.

2. Use your 20% time contributing to FOSS stealth adblocker and anti-anti-adblockers.

3. ???

4. Profit for life

It is a poor craftsman who blames their tools, but I wouldn’t be so poor if these tools weren’t so shit.

Even if it’s attached to a girl, SMH

I still think about this thread on a near daily basis 👍

Lol

I think everyone should play factorio for at least a few hours. It will be some of the most interesting 17 months of their lives.

Microsoft Windows ME is the Battletoads of operating systems.

The final boss is acknowledging the hubris of believing you could ever win.

Lemmy IPO in 3 weeks. Sell your doge, buy LEMY

Make and bring my lunch to work every day. It takes planning and discipline, but over a year, saves me about $12/day, or $3,130 a year.

I use this strat in Factorio

types sarcastically slowly

The Major: “Fighting retreat at first light”

Me alone in the trench the morning after next, woken by German voices: “Oh no!”

Viet Cong. Bad news. Never get out of the boat.

Dont let roombas learn how to use machineguns.

Pro gamer move is to set your password as eight asterisks and a space at the end

Zeus feared that with fire, humans would become powerful enough, maybe not to rival the gods, but certainly enough to stop fearing them so much, and to stop relying on them.

Zeus believed (rightly so) that humans who could master fire would undermine his power and control over them. This would be a threat to the stability of his rule over the pantheon.

He wasn’t a loving god, and he never really approved of us to begin with. We were just playthings for the gods, created from the earth, but animated by esssences from the gods (tears, sweat, blood, I dont fully remember) and made in their likeness, with big intellects and free will, but smaller, like dolls.

Then the gods started breeding with the humans and everything went completely to shit.