The penises were not because of the sewer backup, it’s just what you expected to see everyday. Edited the original post to clarify.

There was one study hall where a penis was drawn on the chalkboard every day. One time, the art showed the ejaculate dribbling a bit. The teacher came in, looked at it, shrugged, said “at least it’s a little more accurate,” erased it, and sat down.

That time the sewer backed up into the kitchen plus all of the penises carved into desks and walls.

Mostly Lemmy, but still appending reddit to my Google searches. Just started with Bluesky, seems promising.

Spending hours with a bunch of ladies and possibly touching them in intimate locations.

vs

Spending hours with a bunch of guys and possibly touching them in intimate locations. Then showing with them.

Yeah, dance is way gayer.

Suddenly Seymour.

A droll factoid.

A Thanksgiving duck!

Poop, pee, and in a pinch: hand washing and hydration.

Yes Babe, I am real man

Astroglide is perfect for this situation. It even has “glide” in the name!

I think it should be legal and regulated. It’s a service that people want and others are willing to fill. We just need laws to protect all parties, particularly the workers.

“Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?” -George Carlin

My 8 year old starts almost every sentence with “By the way.”

I just can’t even right now or later. I don’t care if that makes me basic.

Pretty bad that I see Krombopulos Michael as the morally superior party in this situation. The guy is providing expert service, doing something he loves, making a living. When compared to what the US does, that’s not so bad. KM probably kills fewer people, too.

Inbred cat.

I think, “Holy shit, I’m gonna be the main course.”

I think that’s a red flag, I don’t want to get stabbed…

I decided to think outside the box.

I like what they use on the Bananas Podcast. “Guys, gals, and non-binary pals.”