This might be controversial, but at some point just buy a decent repro on AliExpress.

I have a chest freezer in my garage full of bananas that begs to differ.

Linux, the answer is obviously Linux.

Am I going clockwise or anticlockwise round the track?

It’s getting so convoluted at this point just knowing clockwise/anticlockwise is infinitely easier.

It doesn’t even bloody work, lefty tighty righty loosy is every bit as valid if the spanner is at the bottom.

I’m beginning to think the first picture might not be accurate to the year, surely he didn’t look that young back then

Oil has a single price on the global market, doesn’t matter if you’re in the US or Europe.

Ah yes, the Disney model

If it had an accelerometer and Bluetooth I’d have it already.

Fair enough, what’s software/hardware support like in general?

I’d imagine chip design is sufficiently complex that you could both be competent and not have a fucking clue what’s causing this. A recall is bound to be cheaper than the impact this is going to have on customer trust. Not only are they the lower performance chips, they’re buggy lower performance chips.

Why openBSD though?

MS make a decent mouse as it goes.

swindled?

Every damn time I get a new laptop I lose hours to WiFi drivers, even then I’ll still occasionally and have no WiFi.

I solidly refuse to believe you’ve had no issues with WiFi drivers on a laptop. Otherwise, yeah it’s fine.

I think they mean Linux

What you need to do is get each individual hair cut by a different hairdresser and then you can see which one is selling your account details or something

This is the way