Fat people can now get money for disability

If you don’t wear your seatbelt in the back of the car, you become a projectile who can possibly break one or two necks on the way out of the front window.

But no people around. So overall a win.

I sealed all my stuff airtight and still, every day 2 to 5 popped up every day and i vacuumed them in. I have some mugs that my niece and nephew painted and i keep them on my cabinet so they don’t break. Turned out in one of them were christmas cookies that they made 2 years ago 😭

That never bothered me all too much. Then yesterday i watched a video on youtube to kinda doze off. Dude made some insane stuff in Minecraft. Now i usually don’t really watch these videos or Minecraft videos in general. But the production value, time and effort that went into it was beyond everything i have seen so far. The usage of the word literally kept me awake. Every time i had to flinch and at some point i had to turn it off, despite my interest.

Deadlock is just really good man. I went from: i don’t play mobas and multiplayer games are bullshit to: how did i play 120 hours of a early alpha build?

I remember a story where Charles darvin was on expedition and saw a wasp stinging a tarantula and laying her eggs into the spider and it had the most grueling death. Something like that, and that’s where he realised that no god can be so cruel to make something like that. Now i have no idea if that is just a story or something that actually happened. But if you believe in any creator and see shit like that and still think: man that god guy sure has a funny sense of humor, you’re kinda weird.

What if you choked on a burger?

I’m confused as well. Isn’t that like saying that there is more sand in a sandbox than on every veach on the planet?

Must be nice

The tradition to fill landfills with plastic skeletons

That’s like if i made a presentation and showed back to the future 2 and said: well, that’s how our hoverboards will look and function

My favourite peep show episode is when Jeremy the “life coach” lives with a client and sleeps on the floor in a garbage bag.

Man, i actually have in a little riverboat in kenya. It’s absolutely terrifying. There were some other tourists on the boat who treated it like a circus show the hippo did for them. They cheered every time it jumped out of the water getting closer and closer. I was sitting very close to the boat captain, who was sweating bullets.

I never watched that movie because of the title. Watched it the first time last year. Holy shit what an amazing movie. The half floor had me dying.

I never heard of the movie and the plot summary is almost exactly what i expected somehow

Same, when blues brothers 2000 came out, i was really excited, because back then, i had no idea how sequels work and that they are often just shit. Even tho i was the target audience for that movie, i really hated it.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster

That pulled me out of the movie like a black hole. I loved the visuals, the music and everything. The fact that the guy sat alone in a spaceship for years really messed with me. Then there was the love dimension stuff and i was just like: alright, do i have dishes to wash or something?

I really like that movie, not many people talk about it. I have no idea if it did well or anything.