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I’m too seen here. Time to hide.

Cold, Jack.

Remember kids, if a person asks “What would you do if I asked you out?” – that person is asking you out.

Ha! “Consultant / Technology Manager” – pretty sure he’s just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.

Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.

Potatoes and hamburger gravy, yep that’s a thing

Well if you happen to remake Mail Order Monsters, I’ll buy it!

I’m not religious in any sense of the word, but if Jesus Christ is telling me to go to the casino, we’re going to the fucking casino!

Loaves and fishes bitches!

What, are you my 7 year old?

Username checks out.

This makes me deeply uncomfortable.

Mulled wine. You can go as heavy or as light on the spices you like. I’m a fan of mulled mead. Great cold weather drink.

Just caught N / A. In that case, hot apple cider or a big mug of Earl Grey. Can’t go wrong with black tea.

Fellow freelancer, I see.

Commence high pitched screeching

Please, for the love of Thor explain Ohio to me. X’er lost AF.