I know man. It was empathy not congratulatory. I hope you’re doing ok. Not sure we ever truly get over the things our parents did to us though.

You win. My dad’s nice. My mom’s the narcissist but pretty mild compared to a lot of the other shit I’ve read from people who grew up in that kind of home.

Lost all my friends every couple years growing up thanks to the US military moving us around. Do not recommend.

Got a great dad out of the situation though so I’m not bitter. Much.

This can’t be a real product.

We’re still here.

My weapon of choice

I like to think they were planning for the mass confusion it would cause on Lemmy. “They’ll never figure this out, muhahahaha!”

But I’m on to them. Oh yes.

Good on ya for lookin out!

Good diet plan! Average person burns around 80 calories per mile walking at a moderate pace. You burned 800 calories to eat a 660 calorie Whopper.

You’re aware that it’s legal to own more than one roll of duct tape, right? Or to tear a really long strip off the roll and wrap it around something after you put the roll inside? 😁

Nah I’m good.

The problem is they don’t give a flying fuck what we think of them because they don’t have to and never will.

Have you ever used iTunes? Apples music UI has always been dogshit. I find using any of their music stuff to be a chore. If Google wasn’t so evil I’d drop iOS in a heartbeat.

Dethrones? No. Not in the sense it will overtake Windows in numbers.

Grows its gamer ‘market share’? Absolutely.

I’ve been rear ended twice while sitting at a red light and yielding at a yield sign, so I guess as close as possible?

They exist to fuck over artists and the viewers as much as they can get away with.

I just decided I’m perfectly comfortable fucking the media companies over first.

Relax! You keep up this frenetic posting and you might cross the threshold of 1 post per year!

Congrats on being on Lemmy before the rest of the world knew it existed. 😁

I Can’t Drive 55, Sammy Hagar. Hurry the hell up people, I’ve got places to be.

The rule for litter boxes is N+1 where N = number of cats.

Never had a problem when following this rule, except when one kitty got a bladder infection.

You should speak to a counselor.