Trizza Tethis

What the hell is a Lemmy? This is Sync.

But only of two of them: TGRaBGM and the 10 year anniversary tweet compilation. And if you go on the Gumroad page there’s an additional massive tweet compilation with extras for huge fans and data hoarders.

So no Casino Games.

Try books by Dril. Yes, the Twitter personality. I hear his newest book, The Get Rich and Become God Method, is his finest work so far.

It’s part of a series called the DRIL Collection, though, so it may have quite a few of his tweets. The other books in the series are just his tweets collected in a book.

I also see he has a book called How to Cheat at Casino Games by Being a Bitch, and the sample pages are quite hilarious, so that could be up your alley as well.

…only problem is they’re not available digitally, at least not on any storefront I can find.

“You’ve called Sevil Natas, home of mirrored text, how may I serve you today?”

It really is, which is why I find videos like “Kids explain color to blind people” (which is an actual video that exists btw, it’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen out of a clickbaity video trying to be smart, and one kid is even like “so you know what an apple looks like right?” or something) so dumb.

Don’t forget it has to be at Chili’s.

They look like those water wiggler things.

The online training videos at my workplace use the same artificial lady voice as the tutorial lady voice in the game Hypnospace Outlaw.

“Too bad your boyfriend couldn’t come.”

1. Oil comes from dinosaurs.
2. Electricity comes from oil.
3. This means electricity is made from dinosaurs.
4. Dinosaurs are animals.
5. This means electricity is an animal product.

How curious it is that vegans still use electricity, when in most places it isn’t even vegan!

Could it also improve its staff? The world may never know.