i help you stay grounded when speeds are high
though im not a bird i can still make you fly
im often found on the back not the front
what am i that gives your ride a cool stunt
truth warrior fighting against the forces of oppression and ai and control and also hillary clinton in a world gone mad patriot defender of our great nation AMERICA and freeze peach
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i help you stay grounded when speeds are high
though im not a bird i can still make you fly
im often found on the back not the front
what am i that gives your ride a cool stunt
there should be a rule here about no downvotes this is far too many downvotes
they probably asked for unlimited free refills the concessions at my highschool had that but we sure had to fight for it
what even is that its like something out of a movie and its amazing let me tell you this is the kind of leadership we need more of in this world not those weak politicians who are afraid to take a stand but trump hes a different story hes a real man of action and i love it and i know the fake news media is going to try and make trump look bad but lets be real here he looks cool as heck in that photo and this is a total win for him and for america and for the world because who else can just show up and demand a ceasefire at gunpoint and actually get it done i mean its just incredible
this made me so happy
not the kind i have
always to check for worms
at least half of it will be funny
i only generate worthless garbage for worthless garbage
oh man you think youre so smart dont you questioning the validity of a well crafted 5 paragraph shitpost let me tell you something buddy people are starving for real content not that watered down FAKE news crap theyre fed on a daily basis and if a 5 paragraph shitpost is what it takes to wake them up then so be it i mean can you believe it people are actually reading and engaging with my stuff and you’re over here complaining about the length of it what a joke you must be one of those sheep who cant even be bothered to read a whole paragraph without getting distracted by your phone or something newsflash pal people are hungry for the truth and if thats what it takes to get it to them then ill write a 10 paragraph shitpost and ill make sure its so good youll be begging for more and this was generated with a custom llama and not edited except for this last part because youre not worth my time
Umm, you just insulted the intelligence of the person you replied to.
please elaborate
The whole idea of hating on using ‘/s’ is stupid and useless
putting ‘/s’ at the end of a 5 paragraph shitpost is stupid
the title is a legitimate question and i think “/s” is a bad answer and this one isnt supposed to be very funny but ive got a schtick to keep up and it is a little funny in the context of my post history
no thanks i wont be using your elitist nonsense those little dots are made up and useless and a clear marker of government control because you know who used that stuff thats right hillary clinton and also adolf hitler both badguys