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  • Chef_Boyardee@lemm.eetoMemes@lemmy.mlBronze? Loser!
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    4 months ago

    I was at a bar in 2012 when McKayla Maroney botched her vault. I yelled “You suck!”

    The thing is my friend worked there, and it was this restaurant on Capitol Hill in DC. I’m a metalhead, and I look the part. So, I stuck out like a sore thumb.

    I definitely was the guy in this picture to everyone that day.











  • I have no sense of direction. None.

    I work in construction. If I show up to a site that is completely built, I get lost. If the floor is symmetrical in layout, I am totally screwed. It took me two full days on site once to get adjusted.

    When assigned to a new site, if there are more than a few turns in a commute, I’m using the GPS to get there for a couple of weeks.

    Also, I had no idea half of the people on this planet couldn’t whistle.