I was gonna say Albuquerque, because of the name itself, the weird Al song and Breaking Bad, but Roswell is way tinier.

I can’t agree harder. Unforgiven II killed that album for me. Such a letdown. This is Metallica? It’s more like an audio version of Ambien.

Both Load and Reload by Metallica. I had just discover The Black Album and was hoping for more of the same. I understand that some folks like em, but they just don’t do anything for me.

I’m partial to three, m’self.

My favorite passage: “…”

The 1812 Overture to braille

Gimme da cash!

“I swallowed the knife…”

I’m sad nobody has mentioned Chrono Trigger…

Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.

“You should ask for a refund.”

“You say it was an everything bagel?”

“That’s right.”

“And that explains the weed and coke?”

“Yes.”

“Then where’s the opium and meth…?”

Isn’t a cyber truck electric…? Aren’t you worried about sharks?!?

And it’s mystery is exceeded only by it’s power.

Accio Bum!

It’s e-lon-GUS, not e-LON-gus.

Incontinentica…

🤐😅

…Buttocks.

😄😆😂🤣

I just started replaying Parasite Eve for the first time since 98, so this was an amusing post for me also.

No. I prefer eating my fries in a chair, or on a stool if I’m feeling frisky.

Your boos mean nothing! I’ve seen what makes you cheer!