How do you spot a Linux user?

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you

I think a rugby player would be more useful in some situations

I’ve worked with the worst project managers. Sit in a meeting for an hour completely silent, then at the end ask questions that were already answered. I’d love that job. That or scrum master. Our scrum master is fucking useless. I think if he doesn’t move stories around swim lanes he will explode.

League is cancer. This meme is accurate.

Maybe, but their cars are pure shit

Toyota all day every day. The best, most reliable car brand.

One rule of thumb; Never buy a Chevy. Absolute garbage vehicles that you will pay endless money to maintain.

I said this exact same thing a few months ago and was downvoted to oblivion lol

The insane windows hate on Lemmy is actually pushing me away from wanting to try Linux. Some of you are insufferable, like your entire personality is that you use Linux.

Rookie mistake. The snooze goes off every five minutes. You need alarms for when you sleep through the snooze. Set them for 7:00, 7:06, 7:11

It really is. We have to do a yearly health incentive thing that requires going through PowerPoint about certain topics. This is exactly the kind of shit.

“Feeling sad? Try a salad! Some greens are sure to put you in a good mood?”

“Grief got you down? A funny movie is sure to cheer you up?”

“Want to retire by 65? Put 70% of each paycheck into a high interest high risk account!”

Should call it Elden Ring Ring Ring

Good one, dope

That’s literally the joke.

You said a lot of things I don’t understand

Religion is fucking cancer.

It’s because half the people that post here’s entire personality is using Linux.

Arguing in the chat on sporting event streams

Can you tell me how to get to the fantasy land you are living in where this is possible?

No

Because I don’t want to have to hope that things work on Linux that work on Windows.