Colonel Sanders

Not sure how it is in other countries, but I always assumed that a “life” sentence at least in the US just meant anything over 25 years

Mainly because sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and it should be enjoyed as such.

“There isn’t porn like that.”

https://i.imgur.com/6TTc8hc.gifv

looool that’s the part I’m currently at rn 🤣

“I’m like everyone else here, I run Linux…”

Erm, did you just assume my OS?

Potentially unpopular opinion: This analogy implies that the impoverished are a threat to politicians and rich people, yet sadly I feel like today’s society will/would never fight back. We have a major apathy problem among younger millennials and younger gens I’ve noticed.

I can’t believe it’s not bikes

I’m honestly high right now but I can guarantee I’d still want to try that sober

Friends???

Lightly fucked fish fillets

Happened to me. Got laid off from my dream job and my manager was holding back tears as much as I was.

I felt bad for him for awhile, but ultimately realized he was still the one that chose me over others to let go just because I was last in the door (nevermind that I uprooted and moved halfway across the country for that job).

Kermie

Eventually, yes. But I’ll be damned if I don’t give it my all to go as deep as possible before it’s necessary.

Right? I was like, “Who the fuck in the US is saying ANY of that?”

Star Trek has a large autistic fanbase? I mean I know we’re a bunch of nerds but…

But, Undertale is already on here. And you can pretty much lump the two together.

To be fair, there was an episode of KotH where Bobby and Peggy discover that charcoal was actually superior to propane when it came to taste. It was a whole big thing and hilarious to watch them try to keep it a secret from Hank lol

“Everyone who disagrees with me is a troll” - terrible take.

That take of that take is a terrible take. In fact, it’s a circular argument because one could argue that you are, yourself, overgeneralizing anyone who has a dissenting opinion from your own.

People are allowed to like or dislike what they like or dislike. If you feel marginalized because your opinion is unpopular, whining about it doesn’t/won’t change anyone’s minds.

Nothing much, what’s gnu with you!?

Ridiculous. I am definitely not going to be going there or bookmarking it. In fact, I’m going to go there right now just so I can see exactly why I won’t be going there.