CommieCretzl [he/him]

Always the ones you least expect etc etc

Imagine not being vegan in 2024

But when they eat, they have a big digestion battle where their intestines connect. The loser has to shit through their mouth

https://m.soundcloud.com/distantdreamz/were-in-fuckin-1320-motherfucker

Again?! Damn I guess it wasn’t bad enough already

non political

religious celibacy

violence against women

Everyone wins!

Imagine how excited dirt owls were when we invented dirt

Jokes on them, I will never stop doing cocaine

A little bit of exercise can help. Go for a jog or something

Once you get to know us I think you’ll find we’re actually pretty cool

You know what the car industry has to do now