Zac Efron.

The girl I was crushing on in high school crushed on him really hard as he appeared in High School Musical. I spent wayyyy too much of my youth trying to emulate Zac Efron as a result. Eventually, that whole style just kinda became my whole style. Seems like a good fit.

Yup, found the round earther.

I can’t tell if this is real life or sarcasm…

Did I really miss the memo on this one?

Obligatory Rimworld shout out.

I’ve dumped more hours into this game than the rest of my game library combined.

Edit: typo

Whoa whoa whoa, this is definitely for distilling water.

I would never consider distilling anything illegal with this pinkey promise

Please, only plebes go for the pallet.

If you really want to maximize your per berry savings, then you need to buy the dockside warehouse package.

Wow, I think that is an instant winner for the annual “most dogshit excuse for cops to do a thing” award.

This also sounds like a reasonable explanation.

This also sounds like a reasonable explanation.

Probably the Columbia University protests. I expect this means someone was arrested for having a bike lock (which can be used as a bludgeon).

Not in the slightest. I feel the same way.

Don’t want to tell you what to post/not post, but can we at least get an NSFW marker here?

Naw, it’s actually one Kinda Gallon; a Kinda Gallon of course referring to the average of the masses of a gallon of water, a gallon of beer, and a gallon of whiskey.

All, of course based on how many kerned 1s and 0s (alternatingly) you could fit printed in 12pt Times New Roman font within the thing’s length.

Also, you need to alternate rounding your error (i.e. quarter rounds down, but hotdog rounds up, etc)

Better yet, just use “cooz” as the “common unit”

Then it’s proportioned following fluid ounce measurements from there. e.g. “coc” (computer cup) is 16 coozes.

This is how I feel every time I see an overpowered “prototype” weapon in a video game that works better than the standard version.

Or pro numbers, depending on how you look at it.

Damn, that sounds like some real valuable one of a kind kinda merch he’s hocking.

How does this contrast with AntennaPod?

6 O’ Clock News by Merkules and Chris Webby always gets me with the horn and siren bit.