Now this is some masterful storytelling, fantastic read, and thank you for sharing

I take the stairs because the elevator isn’t built yet

(I’m an electrician)

“Shot an unpopular politician”

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

(Yes ik Trump)

I will admit the reason my last two years were such a stark contrast to my previous years was because I went from honors down to basic because I went to a vocational high school, Diamond Oaks, and they only had the base classes

But still I never want to have another history class on WW2 again, I don’t mind learning the era but I’ve relearned the same thing over and over again

In my experience as an American, I’ve learned the same thing in multiple years, we kind of just chose a point to stop at and did that for our entire god damn school year, never moving on. We could have talked about so much interesting history, but no, we need to talk about WW2 and completely gloss over most other things for the 12th year in a row

For christs sakes I was learning FRACTIONS AND DECIMALS IN MY SENIOR YEAR

I don’t see how that’s relevant to a plunger… are you plunging the ass off your checks after you shit??

Oh boy here I go killing again

For the cat obviously

That is until you realize there was another mushroom that looks just like the one you were looking for that kills you… which is the point of the post

Gun is gun, everybody gets to choose their own flavor (although those who choose small guns will be bullied by those with larger guns, thats just the natural order)

Personally, I’m just saying, I think that every student in a school should have a gun to protect themselves from other students with guns

She takes her private jet absolutely everywhere, to the detriment of the environment

I heard he missed the person, but he missed the WHOLE ASS CAR?

Edit: watched the video, he definitely hit the car

You consider that food? Interesting…

You must accept your fate

Google tells me 90-95% water, and 98% or more for diet

I love garlic as much as the next guy, but I don’t think I could imagine food without potatoes

W?

Ah I see, c/confidentlyincorrect on myself. I misinterpreted him saying you’re as a correction TO you’re, not pointing out you’re as an error.

c/confidentlyincorrect