The green bit? In a word: no. I mean, we can eat them but they don’t taste great.

There is no purpose but to be alive, or rather, you make your own purpose.

A joke in Spanish and English, but the punchline is different in each, despite being the same joke. (My Spanish may well be rusty as it’s been a while)

De donde se van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio (focus on gato)

Where do cats do when they die? Purrgatory (focus on purr)

All magic is bullshit, except the type where you are just tricking people into believing things. That’s not real magic though.

Any polarised ones will do the job. No need to buy a brand. I’ve never spent more than 10 quid on sunglasses and they all worked perfectly.

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Shadow of Chornobyl? Shadow of Chornobyl. I heard the Wish Granter calling me at least a hundred times.

Down up left left A right down to get the cheat menu on Mortal Kombat on the Sega Megadrive.

On Revenge of Shinobi set the number of shurikens on the Options screen to 0 and wait 20 seconds. The zero turned into an infinity symbol, giving you unlimited shurikens.

Except all these things have been talked about when they happened.

Whether would be used if you ask ‘whether the monkey can see my ears or not’ i.e. when there are 2 stated options.

I’m wondering if the monkey can see my ears.

Mouthful or handful.

Abyssinia is pretty cool, as is Zanzibar. ‘I’m not gonna cook it but I’ll order it from Zanzibar’.

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I generally try to avoid using apps. I use Lemmy, WhatsApp, banking, email, and the New York Times quiz app. That’s it.

I won a poetry competition when I was 15, but submitted the poem for my little bro. He ended up winning, getting in the local paper, getting published in a book, meeting a big celebrity for a photo etc.

Never won any award with my own two books, which I spent a lot more time on!

I have honestly never listened to one, so I can’t help here, but interested to see if any suggestions sound up my street.

Big Red. Always was and always will be.

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