Russian, he’s Putin’s GoodBoy

Ride - Nowhere

Interrobang sounds like something from a porno about police work.

“Did you question the suspect?”

“Yeah, Chief, we interrobanged him and got the info.”

And what a lovely paragraph about it. Thank you.

If Harris ins a small percentage of MAGA doughebags will embarrass the GOP further by getting violent. It will be over after a few days.

Mid tide?

The Artist Formerly Known As Cake Day or TAFKACD if you’re into the whole brevity thing.

Oooh, the dead body of Owen Wilson.

Local always

Just buy a house. Easy.

MULE on c64. Whenever I get a new computer I put an emulator on it first.

I have a gay friend that loves Trump, I tried to explain this to him but he got mad at me

We are so fucked

I’ve been lying this whole time, I actually like small butts.

Chunky Monkey by any means necessary

And if you look closely, you’ll see me, under your foot, waiting for a sequel to Pirates

Still pissed that Coors stopped the import of Caffrey’s 20+ years ago

People that ask these kind of questions have no moral compass

The april 9th eclipse

Man, my friend got all his D&D stuff taken away in 1984, he bought new stuff and left it at my house, which was fine by me as he said I could use it even if he wasn’t around.