D’oh! A deer!

You’re the APL of their eyes

The tag indentation is a required part of the syntax and don’t forget colons at the end of the tag

Or a Mad Magazine Fold-In

You mean it ended the 11st??? Say it ain’t!

The rent (razors) is too damn high!!!

47 years ago, my 4th grade (US) teacher made me eat the school cafeteria’s cole slaw, never mind that I told her I really don’t like cole slaw. Threw it right up! My mother was pretty mad at my teacher for that…

I really liked Life Expectancy

Also was on Commodore 64.

It’s from the album Bury the Hatchet by the Cranberries.

Plain Old Telephone Service???

Who gives up English? I could see left English or right English, but up?

Artax…it’s too soon…

Mitsubishi literally means “three diamonds”

The packs of earplugs aren’t that expensive, and if you can’t get the kids to be reasonably well-behaved it’s your responsibility.