Eisenhowever

Bullshit part is that OP is just gonna cherry pick arguments and not bother understanding this one.

I remember holding it in for so long i shat out a 12 inch log, i shit you not, it had to be broken up (via flushing) so the pieces could easily flow through the pipes

Good times

Regarding what you said about censorship, censorship on reddit doesnt equate the censorship on a federated network. Sure you can get banned from an instance but lets say theres an instance (will be more likely) that allows total free speech?

With reddit, youll be banned no matter which subreddit you go. The fediverse cant ban you. Thats the biggest difference