The longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.

And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

I quite like them, haven’t burnt myself when smoking a bong in a long time.

First week of 2024 and I had to put my dog of 15 years down, 2024 can fuck right off already, I’m done with it.

Yeah, it puts on a big show about it, I thought it was funny the first few times, but it became an asshole about it, standing up triggered it once.

My watch gave up on me and would patronize me when I walked to the fridge by saying “Congratulations” for just walking down the hall.

Just run a hose and connect one of these.

1973 was 50 years ago, vinyl fully replaced shellac around the 60s, but the flat circle records that we know of have been around since like the late 20s or so. So way over 50 years.

Considering we still have vinyl players and that techs over 50 years old, it’s not too far of a stretch to believe cd tech will still be around in another 50 years.

Shh just go with it, we deserve this.

Do you have the setting to hide bot accounts turned on? When I had that on I noticed a lot of missing comments.

Final line:

Now remember, these are just guidelines, you don’t have to take them too seriously, have some fun with them, that’s why I made you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv1urfDXs-o&t=5

Here’s a phrase I reworked for Musk: “You either die a hero or live long enough for everyone to work out you’re a fucking idiot.”

Yeah I hate how Lemmy fucks up gifs, mine just converts them to jpgs lol.

I like how it became a hoarders anonymous meeting at the end.

Drugs…

“what do you mean you don’t service tin cans on a string?!”

Me reading this comment chain:

When you sing the handy tune it does.

But he’s passed out in the back, so this teenagers gonna slap your burger together.