Yeah, it is wild.

But people are free to spend money on whatever they like.

I waste plenty of money of Nerf blasters LOL.

What version of Android are you running?

Maybe. Hopefully, not everyone is a moron

Because I can charge it in my car, at my desk in the office or with my battery pack when I am out.

https://winaero.com/windows-11-generic-keys-for-all-editions/

The Windows 11 generic keys are technically default keys that allows you to install the OS without activation. They don’t provide you with a licensed copy, but are great for testing new builds. If Windows 11 refuses to install without a product key, or installs a wrong edition, you can specify the appropriate generic key.<