When you hooking up with the girl who’s running through the whole football team and you ain’t got a condom

I can’t fucking stand this guy, why does he keep getting roles. God damnit

But her birthday is next week!!!

RAMIREZ! RETAKE BURGERTOWN AND GET ME A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER MEAL WITH MEDIUM FRIES AND A MEDIUM DIET DR. PEPPER AND IF THEY DONT HAVE DIET DR. PEPPER JUST MAKE IT A SPRITE I GUESS. ALSO ASK FOR KETCHUP PACKETS BECAUSE I DIDN’T GO GROCERY SHOPPING THIS WEEKEND AND I DONT HAVE ANY HEINX KETCHUP!

THEN TAKE THAT FUCKING JAVELIN AND BLOW THOSE COMMUNISTS FUCKS BACK TO BLYAK-VILLE!

I’m going through residency right now and every day I experience a different episode from Scrubs. It’s scary how accurate it can be, even for how long it’s been since it came out

HEY!

Dismissing the issue as saying all mental health institutions were shit back then and he got rid of them for good reasons is just as bad as saying mass shooters issue is mental health not guns. You’re hiding behind the obvious solutions. Manage the amount of access to guns, especially for people with mental health problems. Put funding, work, policies, mandates into those mental institutions, don’t just fucking get rid of them who the fuck is that gonna help in the end?

Soups, Gatorade, ginger ale, saltine crackers, DayQuil, cough drops, comfy pajamas, blanket, and gaming ALL FUCKING day

Jesus fucking Christ

Hahaha nah it’s a quote from the movie The Irishman. Al Pacino’s character goes “You fucking people” and the other mobster got so offended that in another scene he says “You said ‘you people’. It was an ethnic slur and I ain’t giving you a dime until you apologize”

Your comment made me think of that and I laughed

That was an ethnic slur, and I want an apology

Omg that’s me

Beer is fantastic too!