Listen to Someone You Loved by Lewis Capaldi while singing this song. You’re welcome.

Earl Grey, hot, nothing added.

Or some Douglas Adams poetry: Vogon poetry.

Strange things, motorcycles. They can cure depression, but they’re also suicidal.

I watched my roommate play that game, and we just sat there in stunned silence.

What’s your ELO?

Lots of people are mentioning the Caesar thing, but nobody has mentioned that tithe is also a tax, and there is plenty said about that. Malachi 3:8, for example.

Can it run Crysis?

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