In the Office of Hell and, actually, also Hell

You’re making some huge assumptions about the quality of sex and health education that those kids have had access to. It’s easy to point a finger and say, well you should be more responsible, but the reality is that adolescents are still learning and developing. So even with great education, they make bad decisions. They won’t have adult brains until their early to mid 20s. And there’s no reason why those decisions should ruin lives, when modern medicine can resolve the dilemma in minutes.

In other words, you’re making an argument for much better and more widely available sex and health education. Which religious types are likely to oppose. Can’t have it both ways- either the kids are fully informed and made an error, or their guardians failed them and set them on a track with a veil of ignorance.

If you’re gonna gatekeep Halloween, just turn off your light and be a cretin on your own. This ain’t about you.

And you can swap scopes depending on, uh, context.

For some people, having children is their only life accomplishment, so they perceive other people’s choices as an “attack” on their sense of identity, which makes it feel personal, to them.

Solid analysis

Most of the aches and pains related to “aging” are significantly alleviated by reducing your total body weight. Especially in America, where 2/3 of us are overweight or obese.

Most of losing weight is diet not exercise.

So, study some nutrition and cooking, eat better, go on walks and do some pushups, and you’ll be more fit in 3-6 months.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

Fuck it, let’s do it. Super Mario Bros deevolve me

If they can’t figure it out, no one tell them.

That probably stains fabrics, eh?

Covalent?

2 hours later

“Can someone just send me the meeting notes? Thanks.”

And all I have is this extremely sharp axe…

The time difference ('68-92) is roughly the same as the time since the Class of 2000 graduated, and now.

I think it’s just Baby Boomers perpetuating the same old ideas in their echo chambers.

We’ve all been struggling to move onward for like 40 years.

I was there. 3000 years ago, when they murdered an entire culinary culture.

No banana for scale?

let the ghosts fight it out

slaps roof

“We can siphon so much money from taxpayers with this baby.”

Also anyone who handles a vinyl record by anything other than the edges