Where’s my fellow "yo’d’ll"s at

Be awkward by opening your mouth to speak but instead ripping wet ass.

Remote work to a slow computer.

jokes on all of them I’m full of bones

They’re dead

I didn’t check today but it was 105 yesterday a few miles inland. I saw the HVAC dude at the food truck and he was the happiest I’ve ever seen him.

i got all my concussions playing european football tyvm

my friend got the big AT AT and that is a beauty

are you really saying emulsified rat lips, chicken trimmings, porkins, and beef slurry didn’t exist in 3500 BCE?

if a building is built into a hillside in the uk and has exits on floors 2 and 5, which would be the ground floor?

Sucks to your regards

Insert them into John McAfee’s urethra!

what I wouldn’t give for a second horn that played ‘la cucaracha’

I’m gonna buy 100 million tacos. That should provide adequate sustenance for the doctor who marathon.

my search history is just for the phone number of this empanada place over and over again I’m sure that will never come back to haunt me

My experience is that you start work and the next day is off so you just lock the doors and keep working, but maybe there are financial institutions without backlogs idunno.

Is he cute?

regarding day change, you could also just have it change at UTC midnight and the entire planet bongs at that time if they’re awake.