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Company: But you can finish work half an hour earlier this Friday, or stay and enjoy free pizza on us! Half a slice per person, max. No fancy toppings.

And the name of that Albert Einstein…?

You can say Berlinican, Berlinese, or Berlinish.

You won’t be right but you can say them.

Came here for the pipe.

The fuck is Nostr? I can’t keep up.

The best alternative is to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Just head down to the basement, find the circuit breakers for your building and flip them all to off for 10 seconds. That usually gets you out of Vi.

Vi/Vim - had it on every computer I’ve owned or used since about 1991.

I like boats. Plus I’m a billionaire now.

The problem is that it’s so much money that you can clear out the inventory of almost anything you would buy while only chewing a few percent off the bankroll.

I shop at Burgess.

That hurts the side of my thumb but I’ll give it a go!

I heard something like this the other day. Is it the same thumb as the palm? 'Cos I can’t press my right hand thumb to the palm of my right hand very hard.

I love water so much I always add a splash to my whisky!

Tomb Raider on OG PlayStation.

I remember walking around after pretty much a solid day of playing and just seeing buildings in terms of which ones Lara / I could climb.

Pedantry: it putter not potter.

Confidently wrong.

I’d be pretty distracted by the bear waiting behind me for his go.

Yes, there have been a few comments mentioning Tikka masala, but can you name another British dish with flavor? I don’t think so.

Let’s kick off with curries! We’ve been eating ‘curry’ since 1598, so longer than a lot of other countries have existed. As well as chicken tikka masalla, we’ve adapted or invented a few, such as:

• Madras curries
• Jalfrezi curries
• Balti curries
• Phall curries

For other British dishes with flavour, try (in no particular order):

• Any Sunday roast; beef with Yorkshires and horseradish sauce, pork with applesauce, lamb with mint sauce.
• Full English, full Scottish, Ulster Fry, Full Welsh
• Kedgeree
• Steak and kidney pudding
• Cream tea
• A proper ploughman’s lunch
• Sausage, mash, onion gravy with English mustard
• Cullen skink
• Shepherd’s pie / cottage pie
• Fish pie
• Irish stew
• Lancashire Hot Pot
• Marmite on toast
• Bacon sarnie
• Kippers
• Sheffield fishcake butty
• Welsh rarebit

Anally?

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