The ice cream truck in my area plays the calliope version of “It’s a Small World” every summer, every day, and I want to burn it all down when I hear it. Alternatively, you could plays sounds that are above the adult frequency of hearing if they have children. The kids will be super annoyed and the adults will have no idea it’s even happening. Look up the “mosquito tone”.

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Have you ever listened to Zaireeka appropriately? I haven’t, but that must be a headache to line up correctly.

My niece and nephew loved the “this guy” gag. What’s got two thumbs and thinks you’re the coolest? THIS GUY! and point to yourself with your thumbs.

🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯

Napoleon Dynadidn’t

It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose

“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)

Ah, yes. Mozzarella. Fruit of the udder.

Don’t know what OP used, butBitly can do that.

Stop.

Took a second. Well done.

“Jesus juice”

Skraucet

“I know this ship like the back of my hand.”

You remember the face of your father.

You deserve good things in life.

Refurbished is not second hand. It’s an item that has been returned to the retailer for one reason or another and gone through thorough diagnosis for any existing issues and repaired. You can save money over “new” to buy something that you now know has been scrutinized. Sometimes there may be blemishes, but depending on the product that matters very little.

Hannibal

Peanut butter jelly time.

Wasn’t that the one with Tom Hanks and a cannibalistic volleyball? They had to trim it down for American audiences and changed most of the terror into “feel good”, but yeah, pretty sure that’s the one.