Hey

I skip breakfast, but make up for it with double brunch

That’s what they told you? 🤔

That’s exactly like something a boomer would say!

Let’s get him!

/s

Next you’re going to tell me having the microwave on slows my WiFi down!

Ffs Now I’ve got this song in my head

Which they know about anyway.

Oh you visited x shop. Did you visit x shop? Here’s 25p

Why you calling me out like that