I bet a couple dead goons would convince the rest to find safer employment. They do that job because they know there’s very little risk protecting some rich asshole

Drunk trumpeting is a special joy

Hahaha welcome to rural living for sure! Ive had a couple early camping mornings because I didn’t know how close the loggers would be. It’s nice to get started on chores earlier as you can, but I do try to be mindful of gas tools before 8.

One of my neighbors must be invested in a couple different ammunition companies and trying to inflate their stock the way they shoot. All day Sunday sometimes.

Trade offs for living in the woods.

Can I come visit and mow your lawn? Are you on Hokkaido?

Well, it does, kinda, but not in the way they think it does.

“Ahh no see, you wanted entomology man, which coincidentally means study of bugs”

Hey, at least internal combustion engines are useful for something

Oh yah, play with mein bells

What’s his issue? Give him something tangential.

Big drinker? Cheapest bottle opener or a nip of his favorite sauce.

Angry asshole? Get him a therapy ball.

The biggest thing my condescending asshole stepdad taught me was “Kill them with kindness”. If you’re kind in a backhanded way, it’ll piss them off and you can feign innocence.

Personally I’d give him a box of dogshit

What does HR have to say about that?

Looks like Provo Utah to me, Roadhouse roadhouse out of frame on the left

Sanity?

I think Roosterteeth did a better job than just “a distraction”.

Let’s give them some credit

There are at least 3 of us

The meat sings!?!

It’s a pretty old meme, hunter11, but it checks out.

The new one runs like hot unoptimized garbage I think

Damn

“It shredded my whole arm!”

“And I love him, who’s a good kitty?”

The laughable hypocrisy of you asking for a source while spouting sourceless claims is some peak Internet shit.