They know, that’s the point.

Yes

Yell yeah probably in about 4 and a half years if we’re lucky

Vance wishes he was a hillbilly. The fucker puts cast iron in the dishwasher.

I’m willing to get this will increase the amount of actual ethnic slurs.

I don’t make banana bread very often because I make a damn good banana bread from a recipe my mother showed me (that I’m certain she got online) and I have absolutely zero self control, so the entire load will be gone in two to three days.

I’m not on the same act, but I will say I tried this to little avail.

Are there hammers you don’t buy for life?

Open source soldering iron? How does that work?

Looking back I provided absolutely zero context to that statement lol.

Their shirts. Men’s button-up shirts, especially if they were white, would always have a big brown stain on inside collar where the shirt would rub up on the back of your neck. Those went in the trash.

I used to volunteer at my local thrift store and that sometimes meant going through donation boxes to determine what was worth keeping. Sometimes those bags had actual garbage in them. Lots of older men who didn’t wash the back of their neck (or if they were in a home the nurse didn’t)

We had two bags in the back for stuff we didn’t keep. If it was actual garbage it went in the trash. If it was just unlikely to sell and someone was willing to make the trip it would go to Goodwill.

If you don’t mind, can you define crazy shit?

Like weird? Gross?
Untreated Schizophrenic ramblings?

I think it goes without saying but please don’t donate garbage to your local thrift store. In most cases they aren’t even gonna put it on the shelf.

You were supposed to buy the charm and use it to find your soulmate

Like, no Bob Ross chia pet? Just the dead lizard? That’s fucked.

I don’t recall paying you to have an existential crisis

Literally me lol

It took about a week for Biden to be declared the winner last time IIRC.

What I’m really dreading is another Bush v. Gore, which would almost certainly result the same as it did the first time around.

Vote for whoever, but remember only one of the candidates is backed by the he richest person on the planet

Good for them.