Kerrangutan

GNU Sir Terry Pratchett

All praise the goddess Anoia

I’ll send you my bank details, I expect the $800 in my account by the close of business tomorrow.

I have a “Ruin their day in any possible way” policy when dealing with nazis online, in person I have a “punch them in the mouth and see what happens” policy.

I’m imagining crawling into the still warm interior of a 2 meter long croissant, it would be like an edible sleeping-bag.

Me neither, this is scandalous…

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I’m not a programmer, but I have to say, the quality of posts here is outstanding.

My cat is a rescue, and not much of his past is known, but I have a suspicion he was abused at some point.

What is he presenting? His miniscule flaccid penis?

To my cat, both are yawning caves of doom, he’s terrified of boxes of any size and description.

The default is for 18+ content to be restricted by UK mobile networks, you will have to contact your network customer service and ask them to remove the restrictions.

<insert Starship Troopers meme here>

I’ve just finished deleting the past 9+ years comment and post history on my account, I’m just waiting until I have copied some of my saved stuff elsewhere then I’m deleting my account. Fuck Reddit and the cesspit it has become.

A little sad and a lot salty, my main account got suspended by reddit in retaliation for actions taken as a moderator and got totally ignored by members of the mod relations team and their oh so smugly named “anti evil operations” drones.

I’m sad Reddit is no longer the site it was

I’m glad that Spez and the rest of the reddit execs get to see their precious cash-cow die in flames.