I was surprised to hear neopets is still a thing. A friend went and checked it on a whim.

Jokes on me, I’m the gym owner. One pullup bar, a vest that can have weights put in, and some adjustable dumbells, and I can do just about everything. The rowing machine is just a plus.

That was a great movie, and I had forgotten about it until now. Thanks for the memory jog.

Okay, let’s make this simple enough for you. Pictures, everybody. Pictures for the man with the mind of a sloth. Exhibit A. Exhibit B.