I think we all know the real answer, the matrix runs on windows XP

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yX8yrOAjfKM

HTML5 + CSS3 is Turing complete, but just basic html is not.

Oh they tried, what do you think would have happened if Israel lost their first war?

Here I fixed it

To borrow from mass effect, what we have is early VI

Honestly that scene is more disturbing than a lot of traps from even the saw movies

Spidermen, when they indicate spidermen

Net Send * Hello

Mix that with a c++ loop of While 1 and you have every computer in the school lock up before crashing the network.