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We don’t even pretend to like reddit. Between the “DOWNLOAD OUR APP PLS” popups and advertisements and the toxic culture, it’s diffucult to even pretend to like it. Meme would be more accurate if the child was yeeted into oblivion.

I already did my time

Out of context, this sounds like you went to prison 😆

“Did I see anyone stealing? No, I was too preoccupied with the dread of not being able to survive in this capitalist world, of course I wouldn’t be paying attention to other people.”

turns towards others “Y’all didn’t see a thief right?” complete silence “You see, officer, nothing happened here. Carry on.”

(Maybe I did see a someone casually put items in their bag, but again, I must’ve forgotten that I ever saw that, because the stress of life and all… 😉)