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I am sure someone shit themselves to really own the libs.

These conversations that never happened don’t always go well, so I whish I could have less of them.

How do you think quickly if you need to say everything in your mind? Is the voice very quick?

It’s also unfathomable to me how people can think of what they need to do tomorrow and not see it.

I just think we don’t understand our own internal processes very well. The conscious part may come long after we had the thought and if you say it or see it doesn’t matter.

I could dream up a scene right now involving me buying 20 photorealistic apples in a store I often go to. I thought this is normal and everyone does that.

People are not all one? Do yo really imagine grey potatoes when someone says apple.

At my job my experience has been that people act like you would also steal money or something. I tend to say I forgot where the show streams Google it.

Oh no Spain has an “innovative” idea to fuck the internet!

More things are a boomerang than you think.

In a real job you suffer the consequences of letting something stupid happen.

To be fair he looked at Trump which is much worse

Serious question why did non of the bushes kick him in the nuts where are these evil fuxks when you need them?

No I watched it back then as a kid and though maybe you need to be 35 to like this.

Recently age 35 not my thing still.

I have a ledge above my toilet or a commode next to the toilet. Who needs this weird holder in the first place?

Wipe their ass with newspaper?

It sucked back then and I cannot imagine it aged well

I need to send this to a colleague right now.

Fix your sleep. I am tired of people like this. I have a Forrest Gump like colleague who calls me at 9pm asking me about a meeting we had at 9am (he was there and said yes to everything)

Let’s have 5 of these on a row during the most productive hours of the day between 8 and 12. Then have lunch were we share hilarious anecdotes and after that we feel too bleh to do our job. We will just sit around the office and talk more bull shit and then go home. Too bad we told Mrs x we will do y, who cares?

Sounds perfect doesn’t it.

Sriracha not in there is criminal.