All things serve the beam!

Y’all better not be driving any green (gayer) or yellow (gayest) vehicles either!

Yes.

I never realized until now how easy it is to accidentally chop someone in half with a machete.

Laughs in Canadian

You have no power here Santa, Thanksgiving has come and gone!

GG ez noobs.

Game over man! Game over!

This comment really ties the thread together, man.

Op asked for help, not to be murdered.

What if your fear is all three of those characters mooshed together in one sort of super fear monster? You just spilled the beans, friendo!

What is great is listening to bros who try to say they could “totally take on a bear”. It’s normal to be fearful of any animal that could easily fuck a person up.

Happens every time.

Honestly, I was naked after the shower and just fell on it!

You leave the poor meeses alone!

I know a couple people who do this and their texts always seem far more dramatic and loaded than they mean.

"Hey, thanks for doing x” - me

" You’re welcome…" - them

Uh oh - me internally.

Where’s the money Lebowski?

The Borderlands (2013) is a great found footage horror film with a unique twist on the genre. The ending was particularly horrifying to watch, and I don’t normally find horror films scary.

While a great movie, I wouldn’t necessarily call it a horror. The Thing is a suspense movie based on mistrust and paranoia, but I wouldn’t call it scary.

I’LL I WON’T BE BACK

Troy and Abed in the mooorning!