reminds me of a google review I saw once where a bar owner in Japan replied to a review and said something like “next time you are in town punch me in the face” which probably meant hit me up, but I loved it

I love this one

there is dorms at some unis but they aren’t very big. most people live at home or rent something nearby themselves

the proportion of terminally online losers who would actually waste their time doing it seem to be higher here than other places though

twisties make you gay, because life’s pretty straight without twisties

when I finished high school and was talking with friends about going to uni, a few of us were talking a out renting a place together when we got into uni to be close (instead of 2 hours away like we were). another friend we should never do that because people would think we are gay. obligatory he is a Christian fundamentalist who is highly likely gay himself

the opposite for me

if I recall correctly, one of Melbourne’s major outbreaks was because one of the quarantine security guards was fucking a quarantined patient

Karl Pilkington. he would do a great job of complaining about every minor inconvenience I’ve dealt with

robin hood prince of thieves

they scam money out of innocent people, pay their staff peanuts and live a life of luxury. it would be an objectively good thing

my brother thinks we live inside the earth and the sky is a projection. not even kidding

for a bloke who likes to accuse people of being paedophiles, he sure is simping hard for an actual pedo

Test 587: test indicates likely probability that gravity exists, like all previous tests. Conclusion: more data points needed, schedule a new round of 500 more identical tests over the next year

Borat is a perfect example of a movie that’s hilarious the first time you see it, but unfunny and cringe as fuck on rewatch

its actually quite a wholesome movie now I think about it

Lucy. I know a lot of people didn’t like the ending, but the whole movie was utterly shocking I thought after she took the brain drug or whatever it was

I would do a lot more camping and cycling mostly. really give the bass a red hot shot. tackle my pile of plastic shame

if game difficulty gets to the point the tedium takes the joy out of it, nothing wrong with easy mode.

convert it to $1 and $2 coins. get the best super glue I can for $12

buy a $1 bag of popcorn (go pop it at home)

glue the remaining $2 coin to the path somewhere visible and near a bench so I can watch.

sit, with popcorn, and watch people try to pick up the glued $2 coin for as long as I feel entertained