It’s mp3 quality through an old tiny battery driven DAC…

The most water-like thing I am allowed by your very contrived rules. Maybe water with two slices of cucumber.

The two main sources of the bible are known as E and J. The Elohist and the Jahwist. The Elohist named so because in text believed to come from this school god is referred to as El or the plural Elohim(like a royal plural). In the Jahwist source god is referred to as Yahweh.

Both El and Yahweh were gods in the Canaanite pantheon.

Or it is because Genesis is copy pasted together from two slightly different original sources. One where man and woman were created on the same day and one where Eve was created after Adam.

No because the population is not even close to being uniformly distributed geographically.

Chill people usually don’t go straight to waving their constitutional rights in other people’s faces at the first sign of any minor disagreement.

RIP everyone who doesn’t live exactly on the ecliptic.

The amount of time which the sun shines has very little to do with half of 24 hours most of the year where I live.

Why would it be redundant? You can’t even get past the main function before dealing with a char**

According to an unsourced claim on Wikipedia, “repetition is the essential comedic device”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedic_device

Hire someone to manage my money.

But only one is a national security threat.

I am principally opposed to what is going on with Reddit. But to be honest, I am much more practically opposed to using it without a third party app. Hence I have only just gotten around to join Lemmy now. If I wasn’t on vacation and had a bunch of time right now, I probably wouldn’t have joined until after the apps stopped working.

I expect that the practical reality of not being able to use your preferred Reddit app (which is still hours away) is going to be a big motivator compared to everything else leading up to this.