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Eye-mayge-een if the pronunciation of words mattered

Fuck that burger looks good

I have all of those ingredients except for the 10 syllable word with which you ended it.

God I hate when meme formats are completely misused.

I have a hard time seeing the left guy being inside.

Bees?

Yes but unironically. My sense of humor should be accepted by the entire world.

The average discussion is like 8 comments.

That’s my second favorite mini game after poker. I find it fun and reasonably challenging. The only reason poker beats it is because I get to murder anyone who has a better hand than me which is something that is frowned upon in real life.

If you never mess up, they’ll probably never catch you. But you are committing a felony and if you do get caught, there are consequences. I wish you the best, truly. But you are taking a risk.

It’s a very valid reason to fire you. You’ll most likely get caught when the inventory starts to be way off.

Not that I have any room to throw stones in this glass house, but have you tried water?

Lemmy is my methadone. Not interesting enough to get me hooked but just enough to keep me from going back.

I swear even the memes on here belong in comedy homicide and I see maybe one interesting article per day at most. I started carrying a kindle with me and usually just read instead of browsing. I’ve gone from a book every 2 or 3 months to a book per week.

I upvoted you seven thousand times. Someone else must have given that many downvotes which is the only explanation for why your score is not 7000.

'tis a sad day when we’re so eager to shitpost that we can’t take 5 seconds to proofread our memes.

The cat doesn’t speak.

That’s just pretentious. Oh your magic stick was exactly two pounds? The only right answer is “a little bit less than 1/4 pound”? Your stick weighted about 2 pounds, the pieces weigh about 1/4 pound. Get your wonderland shit out of here Lewis.

It’s so hot, I poured McDonald’s coffee on my lap to cool off.

holy fucking shit. Brian’s hat just got him in huge trouble in a meeting. Mr Andrews made Brian take off his hat. He said it was distracting. He said if anyone disagreed, he’d let Brian keep the hat on. Nobody said shit dude. Nobody said shit.