How does one jet something?

Hey, I might play it

Is it worth it?

Including whether hell even exists

Thanks for THAT image, asshole.

I detect a suspicious lack of melamine

It’s funny because this is either a normies talking about penis enlargement pills or a cool person talking about estrogen

Boot coverings?

Mind if I sit here and enjoy the breeze?

Let’s be honest here, after going through that you end up wearing pastel striped knee socks and a choker.

I had to force myself to see what this could even possibly be other than a guy lounging in a chair reading a book… Have I ascended?

Nah see I’ve played paradox games, I can label most of those European countries.

State tax returns? What, all $40 of it?

If your butt plug is growing mushrooms please clean it and consult a doctor.

Aren’t you my cousin?

I believe the game I have the highest number of hours in is League of Legends, but I don’t know the exact amount because at a certain point riot changed their API and the tracking site I used reset. But the highest it was ever at was 2,376 hours. The highest games I currently can still track are Skyrim with 789.5 hours and Skyrim legendary edition at 241 hours, then Stardew Valley with 953 hours, Fallout New Vegas with 612 hours, and Final Fantasy 6 with 557 hours(this was one campaign.). Everything after that is sub-500, but I give an honorable mention to Dark Souls 3, at 441 hours.

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