Neanderthals wanted to live forever and now we have bigfoot.

It really does read like a combination of vagina and penis though.

Something like Open Pages would be more descriptive.

Don’t worry, it’s back. Those things refuse to die.

“Why clean the house unless you’re expecting visitors?”

SO YOU HAVE A CLEAN HOUSE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?!

My latest is Help I Sexed My Boss, an agony aunt style write in show with two male hosts from entirely opposite walks of life who no one believes are friends irl.

Wednesday!

And the moral of the story is “don’t trust your friends”…

Thankfully not and the party that wanted to is the blue one that lost massively in July.

How the Swedish parliament would look is how the current British government does look. For exactly this reason.

Can’t he transfer to a campus without bars on the windows?

Reddit federation would not happen before Steve Huffman’s exit from the company, and given that he is solely responsible for the changes that made Reddit unusable to many, I’d actually encourage federation given that after that happened, Reddit would become just another instance with no API control or ability to affect the goings on of any other part of the ecosystem of apps, servers, communities or even the Lemmy codebase.

Space Jam. It’s not a bad film, it’s a good “bad film”. It’s like everyone involved from the writers to the voice actors to the lighting and camera crews knew this was going to be a pile of crap so they said screw it and just had the most fun making said crap pile. That shows through, and it totally saves the film! It is no longer just a lazily made cash grab, it’s a “look what you get to do sometimes if you allow yourself to have fun” statement. As a film it should be bad but all that heart in it makes it good!

This is how all words become squanch.

You don’t need to put actual beer in it.

He’ll learn to shimmy with the best of em!

Is it possible to break a bone surfing? I always assumed the water just catches you.

no one, but apparently the news did.

Whatever you want…

Rhymes with Pamela.

Weekend Wednesday!