To work for some asshole and make just enough money to get by.

Everyone I know named Napoleon was responsible for the loss of the Battle at Waterloo, so I’d say that’s a cursed name.

When the Swiss pick a side.

Inkscape is fantastic. It’s easier to learn than Ai and you don’t have to pay for it.

This isn’t something worth wasting braincells on. I give candy to anyone who says trick or treat.

My neighbor, however, complains about teenagers and black kids.

Ben Affleck, most likely.

Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?

I don’t even know what you’re talking about.

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You betta rekkanize

Ya bb

Must be from one of those fancy pants Euro countries or somethin

I’m sorry, but a Baja Blast guy and sometimes I don’t know what to Mountain Dew.

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Found the German.

Roasting a bone in a crowded theater is shitty, but I don’t care outside. If you are smoking a jay outside, more power to you. However, habitual cigarette smoking is what I find to be worthy of judgement.

That’s incredually stupidous.

You son of a bitch…

Shut up, baby, I know it.

I was at the Secretary of State and this guy was playing a Switch with the volume on full blast.